Cryptic essay questions. Soporific lectures (look it up). Grueling finals. Enough already. You've fought for your right to party! It's time to throw a bash that they'll talk about at your 20-year reunion. Several hundred students are counting on you, and you're not going to let them down. I will make sure it’s better than McLovin!It's all about style.
"The Blair Witch Project" has it. "The Catcher In The Rye" has it.



Geeks and freaks, jocks and goths, brains and pains, rockers and show stoppers. Quite an interesting bunch you study with, and they're all invited to your shindig. That's why Lauryn Hill, Cypress Hill and Faith Hill will all be found in my music library. I can also put Korn, Phish, and Cake on your plate. In fact, I have more than 50,000 choices in our collection, and each one is guaranteed to quicken your pulse when you hear it through our high end digital sound system. Variety is the key to making so many people happy, so there's no problem if your friends want to hear Lil Wayne, Jesse McCartney, Rihanna, Clint Black, Katy Parry and Macy Gray all in the same night. I will artfully blend the different genres into a logical, danceable sequence. Kid Rick or 50 Cent. Coldplay or Matchbox 20. Jonas Brothers or Chemical Brothers. You decide. We'll fix it in the mix.